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“Far-Right British attention seeker Katie Hopkins has had her visa revoked because couldn’t stop being an asshole for 5 minutes.
The controversial racist could’ve been easily fit in with the rest of the dregs of Australia, as she...
theauspolchronicles

Far-Right British attention seeker Katie Hopkins has had her visa revoked because couldn’t stop being an asshole for 5 minutes.

The controversial racist could’ve been easily fit in with the rest of the dregs of Australia, as she was invited to be part of Channel 7′s Big Brother VIP but figured she’d “prank” the staff by being a dangerous sex pest instead who could’ve risked spreading COVID to the community.

She would lie in wait to rush at the door whenever she was delivered food, aiming to shock staff with her nude body without a mask and ignore the social distancing requirements because apparently “being a fucking piece of shit with no respect for others” is what far-right people mistake for a personality. If you don’t know who this British racist is imagine if Pauline Hanson rushed up and flashed you while you were trying to do your job, and also every interaction with her may spread a deadly disease. Why she had to add that extra layer of sexual harassment to “endangering people’s lives” who knows.

Channel 7 was not turned off by the fact that half her wikipedia page is basically just a series of shitty things she’s said to try and offend as many people as possible, but they were probably just trying to get the Sky News crowd to tune in. However, undermining our hotel quarantine system was too far.

Fellow racist, Home Affairs Minister Karen Andrews, has said that her visa has been cancelled - again, for endangering our quarantine, not any of those statements that echo Nazi rhetoric or anything. All of that was fine. She’ll finally experience what all those immigrants she’s criticised feel when someone goes “fuck off and go back to where you came from” but absolutely will not learn any empathy from this.

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biokitty

Where my parents live there used to be a giant Walmart in a huge strip mall/shopping center. When I was in high school, this Walmart bought a bunch of land, literally two streets over and 4 blocks up to build a brand new SuperWalmart. The residents in the area repeatedly voted against allowing the Walmart to develop that land and eventually Walmart won anyway once they bribed enough local politicians to override voters. They shut down the old one and opened the new one. That old shopping mall area has two businesses left in it that are still open because no one has any reason to go to that place anymore as more and more places went out of business or moved due to the lower volume now that the Walmart moved to a different location. Those two businesses are the only Chili’s in town and tobacco store. 

For the better part of 20 years, that Walmart has REFUSED to sell the old building because it doesn’t want another store to move in and take its business.  Not only that but Walmart makes a profit from this building because it charges the city to use its parking lot to store massive snow piles from the snow plows and stuff. The completely empty building has electricity running 24/7 and heat because the old fire sprinkler system might freeze and cause water damage that Walmart would then have to pay to fix.

My parents are living somewhere where it is -18 degrees outside and there are rolling black outs every 3 hours because the power grid can’t support all the energy being used for heat.

But guess what? That old closed down Walmart that no one has stepped foot into for nearly 20 years? Is lit up like a goddamn Christmas tree and hasn’t lost power once because it’s considered an essential business. 

We are not a developed country. 

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please read the best twitter story i’ve seen all week

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bringing this back because it becomes possibly funnier the second (third forth) time around

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Hello important information!!!

Bread is NOT part of a skeleton's natural diet and feeding it to them can make them sick. Instead try: coins from countries that no longer exist, dead batteries, ballpoint pens, or brass buckles. These are much closer to what skeletons eat in the wild :)

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I live in a coastal region and I generally feed the local skeletons with broken seashells collected during low tide, which are high in calcium and other natural minerals. Very occasionally, such as for celebrations such as last night's solstice, a shard of broken ancient pottery makes a great treat, but be careful, as these are sometimes cursed, and may cause issues for some skeletons.

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important safety tip thanks egon skeletons the skeleton war